Centerport

Single-handedly, the whitest town on Long Island, New York. With 96.2% of the population is White, 0.5% African-American, and 1.9% Asian.

"I was going down White Street the other day in Centerport, and I almost thought I saw a black man! But they exist in Centerport.."

by Centerport, NY May 27, 2015

Center Square Gay

An overtly effeminate and openly gay man. A reference to Paul Lynde and the square he occupied during the old American game show Hollywood Squares.

That guy isn't just gay, he's center square gay.

by bitchyguuurl July 24, 2011

The Center of Our Happiness

In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?

In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.

by Monkey's Dad December 14, 2022

Centennial High School

A Bunker like structure situated in Howard County, often rated as one of the top schools in Maryland. Most people agree that its architectual design resembles a prison or bunker. Contains a overwhelming amount of Asians, (Misnomer Chentennial), and has hardware collections that are still in use ranging from thermometers used in WWI to computers built during the Cold War. It is believed that the usage of such legacy systems is caused by a lack of adaquate funding to upgrade infrastructure.

*Centennial High School computers needs 30 or more minutes to start Mozilla Firefox.

by Zulu Charlie April 21, 2011

contextation

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.

dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.

by no1sandman November 7, 2010

centerpost

To spearhead; take the lead

Dennis didn't have the skills to coordinate a project, so Lindsey had to centerpost the effort.

by Lindserb August 15, 2015

Center Surfing

The act of being inconsiderate of someone else's weed and bowl pack. When you literally Surf your lighter flame over the middle of the pack to get the best hit you can.

Total dick Head: Hey brahhh pass the bong i wanna get fucked up
Awesome kid : chill (passes the bong, Against better judgement)
Total dick head: I smoke reefer all day (takes hit)
Awesome kid : Nice job center surfing you flem wad

Total dick head : brahhhhhh brahhh chill I'm just smoking' reefer
Awesome kid : Get the fuck out of my house you square (slams door)

by KaseCharles October 25, 2011