cellulite ass

a woman with an ass full of cellulite

Hell yeah i fucked that bitch teresa in her cellulite ass

by BoyScoutsOfAmerica October 18, 2022

cellulite surfer

a guy who periodically sleeps with fat chicks. Like the fat joke about "riding the wave all the way in".

Aw man, Dave is such a cellulite surfer. What is up with that?

I know dude, every chick he bangs looks like somebody from Biggest Loser.

by fist taco October 4, 2010

Cellulocean

Containing enough cellulose on one's body to create a synthetic ocean of flab glistening in the sun.

Dude, when did we get to the beach? Anderson's got a cellulocean gleaming over there.

by DeedsFan12 April 20, 2009

cellulive

The act of waving to a friend with whom you are talking to using a cellular phone while behind a reporter/anchor who is being broadcast live on television.

Seth: "Dood, can you see me behind Chuck waving? What? Turn on CNN right now!!"

Ben: "Huh ... are you cellulive right now?"

by TreeInCV September 22, 2009

Celluload

Noun. A word used to describe the amount, or frequency of a person's cell phone usage; usually a large amount.

I've been on my phone so much this week, I've had the celluload of a popular high school girl.

by slegotoo November 9, 2010

face cellulite

someone who has dimples on their cheeks

man, my face cellulite makes me hella cute!

by GlazeHer April 20, 2018

celluloneitis

The intense feeling of loneliness and complete detachment from the outside world, one experiences when he or she have left their cellphones behind.

A sudden onset of celluloneitis took him over as he realized he had left his cell behind.

by josesNnicole April 12, 2011