A girl who is a virgin by choice, yet is popular for every other sexual act that lacks vaginal penetration.
You want a blowjob or an eyepopping threeway? GO buy Darla a burger, and tell her you agree. She's the coolest, most experienced celibate slut there is. Way cooler than regular sluts. BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!
by StillHere June 15, 2008
Get the celibate slutmug. Someone who has realized that sex is not worth the headache and is sick of the opposite sex. Someone who has realized that the opposite sex is never gonna love them. These people now vowel to be celibate from now on.
by GingyStew December 30, 2011
Get the New Celibatemug. a really nice person with a healthy moral compass who is strong enough to resist the cultural pressures to marry and have sex. They choose to be alone so they can think, learn, grow, and make the world a better place. They are often bullied and harassed by people for making this choice because no one can handle their badassness.
Male person: Is it okay if I'm a voluntary celibate?
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!
Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!
Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
Female person: You're a misogynistic pig and an incel! You hate women and it's disgusting! Your mother was a woman, and if it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be alive!
Male person: But I'm not hurting anyone. I just prefer to be alone, that's all. Why don't you just respect my decision and be kind to other people who have different worldviews?
Female person: OMG! Are you telling me what to do, you white trash loser?! I'm a woman, not your puppet. Fuck off!
Male person: And that is why I'm proud to be a voluntary celibate!
by standing up for what's right February 14, 2023
Get the voluntary celibatemug. A chaste woman who unknowingly (or perhaps intentionally) exudes arousing sexuality while simultaneously having no interest in follow through.
She grasped him with her eyes and beguiling smile, held him tenderly, kissed longingly, but, being a celibate siren, was indifferent to the effect she had on him.
by Dustinian_2 August 29, 2013
Get the celibate sirenmug. by Roman Archer June 30, 2019
Get the hand celibatemug. John: "I'm emotionally celibate about this whole situation."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."
by Nascar24Fan July 3, 2018
Get the emotionally celibatemug. If a female is saying her man won't get any sex unless he has proof of a vaccine, it might seem like the worst thing that could happen at the time, in the way that getting off drugs seems like the worst thing that could happen to an addict when the addict first starts. You might be happier than you've been in a long time if you stick with it though.
Being celibate isn't the punishment it seems to be at first for a guy that is used to having sex on a regular basis, any more than getting sober is the punishment it might seem to be at first for an addict.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
Get the Celibatemug.