Syndrome that many liberal, socialist females are sadly forced to confront with when their capitalist male partner is a red-blooded Republican and no longer plans to “sleep with the blue enemy”
Christine will have to find alternative means to satisfy her desires due to a severe case of Post Election Celibacy. The hope is that she will have money left for batteries when her wealth is redistributed.
by Hensch man December 9, 2008
Get the Post Election Celibacy mug.A great show of being chaste and godly, when in reality the person simply hadn't been able to find any "willing" fellow humans, and so he is merely wishing to disguise this fact so that others won't wonder why he never gets laid.
Little Tommy Shaughnessy was feeling so dissatisfied and humiliated from not being able to find a "hole for his pecker" that he'd been seriously considering taking a vow of celibacy in order to have an acceptable excuse if any of his buddies asked him why he wasn't "getting any"; as a last-ditch attempt to alleviate his plight before resorting to such an extreme, however, he tried tricking the local priest into revealing the names of all the local "loosey goosey" females, and was joyfully surprised when the naive priest did just that, and unwittingly provided him with "five good leads".
by QuacksO July 3, 2019
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Phrase which we use, if someone don't deserve any better for his acts in past. What a shame. No fuck for him/her.
X: My ex is so about girl which is just playing with his emocions and don't want enything else than flirt.
Y: That's why you two broke up?
X: Ya, I believe he'll be stuck in karmatic celibacy.
Y: That's why you two broke up?
X: Ya, I believe he'll be stuck in karmatic celibacy.
by Meavinka February 19, 2017
Get the Karmatic celibacy mug.God's prize to those who achieve nine months of abstinence. Or that kicking feeling inside of you when you know you haven't gotten down in a LONG time.
Janet hasn't gotten any since that Christmas party, her celibaby is starting to show. I'm hoping to get lucky and abort it tonight.
by RainEL February 23, 2009
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- Meriem: I'm seeing Lydia hanging out often with this guy, are they together?
- Amina: No, she's a celibayra.
- Amina: No, she's a celibayra.
by Dzchick June 10, 2017
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