celebritory wank

A wank performed usually after a rough week of finals, as means of relaxation.

After his math and economics finals, he stripped down to his tighty whities, broke out the beer, playboys, porn and lube and settled in for a long, enjoyable evening. A celebritory wank

by sarahYBABY! December 23, 2008

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Celebritarian

Someone who has achieved celebrity status within the Libertarian party but isn’t always a celebrity in the eyes of the general public.

Adam Kokesh is such a celebritarian. He seriously thinks he’s going to sell 100 Eventbrite tickets at his upcoming political side event. Adam VS The Man is a great show but it ain’t X-Files or Cops. Adam has a long way to go before his pie in the sky goals will ever be achieved. Keep believing in yourself Adam, you’ll get there one day kiddo!

by IcyHot August 24, 2019

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Celebretarded

A condition that exists for those with minimal or no knowledge of celebrity gossip, news, or other information pertaining to the personal lives of actors/actresses, musicians, athletes, politicians, and other famous personalities.

"How could you not know Tom Cruise is a scientologist???? You're so celebretarded!"

by larrythelifter November 3, 2011

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celebritute

A celebrity famous only for being a wild party girl or boy. Famous simply for being rich, wild, and usually out of control. Former actors/actresses, who only use their stardom to get into wild parties also qualify. See Also, Celebstitute.

Paris Hilton is SUCH a celebritute. She should hang out with Tara Reid now that Brittany Spears has gone around the bend.

by marks amoungus January 13, 2008

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