When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
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Get the Celibate mug.Someone who is pure of heart. She wishes to please those around her and is an excellent team player. She is very passionate and expresses all emotions with her soul, especially when she loves. Celia is a "hopeful" romantic who will search 'til the ends of the earth to find her soul-mate and will never settle for anything less. She is extremely loyal to her friends and will do anything to protect the people that she loves. She is caring and sweet, and will stay by your side when you're down or sick. Although her loyalty runs strong, take caution; once you betray Celia, she will easily write you off. Not because she's cold and unforgiving, but because she is wise beyond her years and knows that the friends you will have forever are those who you can count on to never hurt you with intention. Celia is magnetic to all that meet her, with beauty, brains, and her witty sarcasm and good humor; how can anyone resist her?
Celia, you're such a great friend.
Oh, did you hear what Celia said? She is so wittily sarcastic. Hahaha =)
Don't cross Celia; she will cut you!
Oh, did you hear what Celia said? She is so wittily sarcastic. Hahaha =)
Don't cross Celia; she will cut you!
by CeBone11 April 13, 2010
Get the Celia mug.The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
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Some of the people trying to accuse the guy of being a womanizer didn't know he had been celibate for almost a decade (the way he had spent most of his life). He didn't think he was a priest, or cleaner/better than anybody else, it was just the way he lived, the same way people who decide live the opposite life live the opposite life. He didn't think their accusations made a lot of sense.
by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020
Get the Celibate mug.Being celibate, whether it's by choice or not, is not a punishment because sex isn't like food, you can keep going without it.
by The Original Agahnim August 19, 2021
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