A person who beefs with others about their opinion of celebrities on social media; they are, essentially, like a modern day slave, of the celebrities, by volunteering to argue/fight with others about a comment, statement, and/or opinion made about a celebrity via social media or even in person..
If someone makes a comment or statement about a celebrity online, and another person comes in to argue or defend a celebrity, then they are a “celave” ~ derived from the two words: celebrity & slave.
When you’re essentially working, for free, to fervently beef (argue) with a total stranger/someone online or in person and defend a celebrity about someone else’s comment, statement or opinion about a celebrity. You are basically riding the celeb’s jock string/thong by inserting yourself into a disagreement about someone else’s opinion about someone (a celebrity), who does not even know you exist — that’s when you become a CELAVE.
If someone makes a comment or statement about a celebrity online, and another person comes in to argue or defend a celebrity, then they are a “celave” ~ derived from the two words: celebrity & slave.
When you’re essentially working, for free, to fervently beef (argue) with a total stranger/someone online or in person and defend a celebrity about someone else’s comment, statement or opinion about a celebrity. You are basically riding the celeb’s jock string/thong by inserting yourself into a disagreement about someone else’s opinion about someone (a celebrity), who does not even know you exist — that’s when you become a CELAVE.
Quit being so butt-hurt over my comment; being a celave is not a good look!
This statement or comment doesn’t have anything to do with you, so quit embarrassing yourself by being a modern day celave!
You’re a pathetic, celave, to be online beefing with someone over their First Amendment right to make a comment, statement, or opinion about a celebrity, someone who likely doesn’t want even know you exist, fool!
This comment doesn’t have sh*t (nothing) to do with you, so you’re basically just being a dusty @$$, common-rank, celave!
You don't get to dictate my comment/statement/opinion about a celebrity, you celave, you!
Don’t come for me over my comment that doesn’t have anything to do with you, you dumb celave!
Beyonce’s “bee hives” are perfect examples of celaves.
This statement or comment doesn’t have anything to do with you, so quit embarrassing yourself by being a modern day celave!
You’re a pathetic, celave, to be online beefing with someone over their First Amendment right to make a comment, statement, or opinion about a celebrity, someone who likely doesn’t want even know you exist, fool!
This comment doesn’t have sh*t (nothing) to do with you, so you’re basically just being a dusty @$$, common-rank, celave!
You don't get to dictate my comment/statement/opinion about a celebrity, you celave, you!
Don’t come for me over my comment that doesn’t have anything to do with you, you dumb celave!
Beyonce’s “bee hives” are perfect examples of celaves.
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