Ceiling fan

hangs from the ceiling and blows air on you to cool you off

becky: omg look at that ceiling fan

me: omg it's so beautiful and blows fantastic😏

by Suck my dick1235 January 19, 2022

Ceiling Fan

A book about a boy called Liam, his sugar daddy; Daddy Ward, Daddy Gyatton, and Mommy Saggy Aggy. Oh yeah i cant forget Liams brother Connor, the male stripper. xoxo, its a great book <3

The Ceiling Fan book is the best! I cant wait to listen to the audiobook sequel.

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024

Ceiling Fan

An act where a boy named Liam ties himself onto the ceiling fan because of his fake depression, and then his brother connor records him for his porn channel while wanking off to it, he then puts his miniscile dick into a pencil sharpener and sharpens it and cuts his lifeless brother down. Then he calls his family up and they fuck and do a human centipede slay 💀

Mum! Liams hanging on the ceiling fan again can i cut him down with my sharpened cock?

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024

Ceiling-Fan Throbber

When a man puts his erect penis into a running ceiling fan, making a "Pud pud pud pud" sound.

Man my cock hurts after that ceiling-fan throbber!

by Blegh the big Dicker January 15, 2016

ceiling fan penguin

used to describe the umbrella of definitions that have something to do with a sex position or a drug.

Person 1: bro have you looked up delta-8 on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no bro let me guess it's gonna be a ceiling fan penguin

by ghoste69 September 11, 2022

Ceiling fan hangy time

A mother were your mother is strapped to a ceiling fan that is spinning and your father gets a little licky when your mother passes bye

Hey I caught my parents doing ceiling fan hangy time last night

by Fattmattandgavin May 10, 2019

Ceiling Fan Condom Roulette

If you like safe sex but pine for a bit of risk then ceiling fan condom roulette (CFCR) is the post coitus game for you. Jizz like you normally do but instead of flushing your little swimmers down the never cleaned toilet, throw with all your might, the jizz packed condom at the moving ceiling fan above your (and your partners) head. It's going to land somewhere - your face, the closet door or it could just stick to one of the fan blades (rarely happens). Safe sex with a dash of gambling, that's CFCR in a nutshell. Godspeed little minnow.

Ceiling fan condom roulette is defined by throwing a cum filled condom at a ceiling fan after sex.

For example.

After I came, I pulled off the jizz filled rubber and threw it at the ceiling fan. Essentially, Amy and I were playing ceiling fan condom roulette. It stuck to the side of my shitty Wal-Mart bookcase. We safely made it through another round of ceiling fan condom roulette.

For you CFCR newbs, the very definition of risk is playing ceiling fan condom roulette multiple times a night. See how far you can go without someone getting cum in the face (or worse).

by Chris Blackwell the Beast December 26, 2019