censorship

1. stopping the free flow of art and ideas.

For those of us in the US we do NOT enjoy the right to free speech (even though it is in the constitution). The supreme court ruled in the Miller case that "obscene" materials are not protected under the 1st amendment and can be banned or regulated; translation: regulated censorship is constitutional thanks to a few activist judges who wanted the government to impose its morality on us. Basically if the subject or content is sexual in any way then whether its obscene or not is up for majority vote; they actually said if the average person would be offended by it and think that it had no artistic value (if you weren't offended by it or thought it was a work of art why would you want to ban it in the first place). This is why it is illegal to give porn to minors, because it shows sex even though this should be decided and enforced by the parents the government is getting involved. Also there's no law against showing violent material to minors, so basically its worse to expose them to consensual sex than murder.

by Trinu January 1, 2007

Censor dodge

Making a word that is censored, (typically swears) un censored by changing a small detail.

Fück you all, bítches.

Censor dodged

by HOWYATOMMY September 26, 2014

chenshenged

to do 10 shots in 20 minutes and then pass out on the pavement.

Crazyman Baker was so chenshenged last night, he woke up in the gutter with a dog licking his face

by chensheng1 July 22, 2009

Censure Society

Light-years beyond the current Cancel Culture movement, extending thousands of years back into early human history when ONLY the victorious and most powerful dictated what 'reality and truth' would be brought forward through time.

Throughout time, Censure Society has defined what we collectively accept as historic reality. Just remember: The victorious dictate THEIR interpretation in deference to many other possibilities...timing is EVERYTHING.

by YAWA July 7, 2020

Census

An official count of the population, carried out every 10 years. It includes details on every member of a household, e.g. name, age, occupation and place of birth.

Census is done every 10 years.

by Jafje May 25, 2007

Crenshen Killed

When a conversation is killed due to an interruption by a Crenshen. A Crenshen Kill always occurs when you least expect it, (ie: when conversing with a lovely young lady), and afterwards whomever you were speaking with will stop replying, regardless if the conversation was going well or not. So far, roughly 41,000 Crenshen Kills have been reported, all of which occurred online or in real-life situations. There is one time, and only ONE time where a Crenshen Kill is necessary, and that is when one is already being Gallegoed. As of date, these two phenomenons have never occurred simultaneously, though, the ancient Mayan civilization did predict a happening of sort in the year 2069.

FP: Would you like some mango tango?
Lovely Lady: I would love some mango tango, and I'd also love to mango tango the night away with you.
FP: I'll mango tango all night
Lovely Lady: I want to be covered in it
Crenshen: i like mangos
Lovely Lady: (takes bag off monitor, places it over her head, and sufficates herself)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

DP: So how about Saturday night at buttsex o'clock?
Lovely Lady #2: Buttsex o'clock sounds perfect for me. I can't wait.
DP: Bring my green hat?
Lovely Lady #2: Yesss!! Bring your green hat!
Crenshen: can i come?
Lovely Lady #2: (fills pillow case with doorknobs, and beats herself to death)

*This conversation has been certified Crenshen Killed*

by rastaysballin October 24, 2009

censorbot

The automated profanity removal feature on message boards like Yahoo that turns "FUCK" into "@#&%".

I applaud the use of the term phucktards. It escapes the censorbot while being perfectly descriptive.

by Humblewizard December 27, 2007