Cattywampus

The word you say when you lose in Fortnite

"Cattywampus man ninja just killed me''

by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019

Cattywampus

It refers to something that is in disarray, that is askew, or something that is not directly across something.

"The library is cattywampus from the police station."

by corn burgers May 23, 2020

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Cattywampus Booty

The act of having a huge ass that is lopsided. One ass cheek that is fat as fuck and then the other even larger and wasting space.

Hey look at her, she had one normal cheek and one saggy ass cheek. Nice Cattywampus booty.

I saw this type of booty at Walmart #5389. Slap that ass!!

by ironeagle3905 November 25, 2011

cattywampus vagina

When you meet a gorgeous girl who seems perfect then finally get in her pants and suffer the extreme disappointment of her mangled vagina. There’s no lips to hold everything in and it’s all hanging out like ground beef.

“Hey man, you finally get her yet?” He asked. “Well, I was about to, but her cattywampus vagina scared my dick soft man!” He shreiked as he curled up in the fetal position to suck his thumb.

by Ginabob420 October 23, 2018

cattywampus cock sprocket

When you receive anal from your neighbors cat whilst stroking your penis with a gear from a machine of your choice

Last nights cattywampus cock sprocket was amazing

by Michael_j_fox_3 March 20, 2017

Cattywampus

askew, awry. Cattywampus is a variant of catawampus, another example of grand 19th century American slang. In addition to “askew” catawampus may refer to “an imaginary fierce wild animal,” or may mean “savage, destructive.”

The unfinished renovation project had left the laundry room cattywampus

by Andrew Cinerari August 6, 2024