catnapper

1. A person who catnaps a cat.

2. A sleazy male who steals another man's wife or girlfriend; a snatchbandit.

1. My cat was missing for so long I'm sure he was catnapped. Too bad the catnapper could only be prosecuted for animal cruelty instead of kidnapping.

2. The catnapper is the bastard who screwed my sister-in-law ought to be neutered. Wait till I tell my brother; his ass is grass.

by StopThePendulum December 3, 2005

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Copnapped

To be arrested using stealth by law enforcement officers at demonstrations.

I was copnapped two Sundays ago while protesting peacefully in front of a police riot line at the G20. Suddenly the front row opened up and four police officers nabbed me; quickly retreating while the line closed behind us.

by CarlyLittleDog July 12, 2010

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Cuntnapped

When a roommate goes missing and you assume to think she/he is with his/her girlfriend. The missing person the roommate or friend is with usually is always a significant other and is female. Context can be used for lesbian couples and also used for a man who has gone missing with a female partner. playing off the word kidnapped only in a sexual context.

"I havent heard from your roommate, have you?" "Oh he/she didnt come home last night" "Oh no I think she's/He's been Cuntnapped!"

by Jo Brag March 30, 2008

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cartnapper

A devious shopper who sees a full and unattended shopping buggy of unpaid goods, in Costco (for example), and decides to adopt it as his own.

I was shopping at Costco and went into the cold storage to get some frozen goods, when I came back the cart was gone along with the items that I picked already, Some cartnapper had taken it.

by tissutech August 13, 2010

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