Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.

Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

by i like fritos December 21, 2010

C & E Catholics

A person who only attends mass on Christmas and Easter.

Observing his larger than usual Easter congregation, Father Dick took the opportunity to deliver a little dig. ".....and it's so nice to see my C & E Catholics this morning. We see so little of you, that when you do attend mass we have to break out the Ritz crackers"

(Practicing Catholics look down on C & E 's taking communion.)

This is a true story. And yes, his name WAS Father Dick.

by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

cardaholic

A man who receives more Christmas or birthday cards is angrily labelled this by his jealous, childish wife.

Flared-nostrilled jealous, childish wife: "Someone's become a cardaholic!"

by Gruzzo July 20, 2006

Emmaus Catholic College

A private secondary school hidden around a farm, located in the Western Sydney area. The religion practiced is Roman Catholicism. The school is racially diverse and (oddly enough) religiously diverse. All the rich, cookie-cutter ghetto's go here and it's better than its neighbouring high schools like St Clair High or Erskine Park High which is merely filled with bogan junkies and eshays or eshlads. The juniors are real feral degenerates. Teachers are chill and lit but the admins give the biggest dirties.

Example 1
Mr. N: Good morning, Emmaus Catholic College.
All: Good morning, Mr N.
Mr. N: *presents a 20 minute long speech*

Example 2
Person: so what school do you go to?
Emmaus student: Emmaus Catholic College.
Person: ... the fuck is that?
Emmaus student: it's a school isolated from the outside world. The school is full of Mac Fags.

by YourSenpaiWaifu August 26, 2019

Sacred Heart Catholic School

a school where every middle school teacher gets triggered 24/7 af and your child’s mentality starts worsening 6th grade year throughout their middle school years later developing into depression

Sacred Heart Catholic School could get burned down the second someone turns on the microwave in the teacher’s lounge.

by Trash_menory15 April 5, 2019

traditional catholic

Roman Catholics who enjoy or adhere to a more traditional practice of Catholicism. This tends to be more strict and within a Catholic context more legalistic. The traditional latin mass is admired for its solemnity and reverence. Morally they take a more traditional and harsher stance on contraception, extra-martial relationships, cohabitation, legbt+ matters, divorce, and so on... not necessarily 'radtrad' or 'sedevacantist' or 'sspx' or 'schismatic'.

"As a traditional Catholic I would rather the mass be in Latin to preserve the reference to the mass."
"You traditional Catholics lose sight of the social and communal nature that the mass was in the early church. Also how the church needs to exist in the modern world."
"That is a traditional Catholic family. See all the girls are wearing veils at mass."

by DragonCommentary February 6, 2020

The Catholic High School of Baltimore

An all girls high school where the girls resemble cattle

Why are the girls from The Catholic High School of Baltimore eating everything

by I can count January 21, 2015