casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

Crasterbate

To cry while masturbating.

After that one kid walked in on me banging his girlfriend, he sat down and crasterbated in the room while we got stuffy.

by Minerva T. Lodge November 10, 2007

crasterbate

To masterbate furiously while streams of tears roll down your cheeks

"Dude I hear ben was crasterbating furiously after Bridgette said no to him for homecoming" "Yeah dude, I hear he crasterbated around 20 times man"

by A2thlex November 29, 2007

celerbate

verb
other versions celerbation, celerbating, celerbated

1. The act of masturbating to express joy for something great that just happened.

2. Masturbating to celebrate something you did that no one gives two or even a quarter of a shit about, because you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

3. A funny/ weird/ creepy as fuck/ possibly gay way of congratulating another on an accomplishment. This is done by cumming on them and saying "Cuntgratulations!!!" if they're a girl or "Cumgratulations!!!" if they're a guy.

1. John:"Hey Greg since you've done a great job around here, I'm promoting you to assistant manager!"
Greg:"Fuck yeah!! I got to go celerbate!!"
John:"....Awkward as fuck."

2. (Gets to level 50 in WOW or finishes Halo Campaign on Heroic ) Melvin: "I'm gonna celerbate!!! See mom, this is why I didn't finish high school!!"

3. Peter:" Hey Jim, did you hear that Katie got engaged!?"
Jim:" Yeah I saw the proposal on Facebook!"
Peter:" I think I might just celerbate with her! ;)"
Jim: "She's my sister, you fuck."

by OG Mudbone aka (TATA) May 6, 2013

waterbate

To use jacuzzi or hot tub jets to stimulate yourself to climax.

"Are there any hotel rooms overlooking the jacuzzi?"
"I hope not. I'm hoping to waterbate tonight."

by AngelsBaseball311 January 26, 2015

haterbate

To masturbate to a past significant other after you had a nasty break up because you still have great naked pics of them and/or awesome sex memories.

Bro 1: Mayn i jerked it hella hard last night.

Bro 2: Did you go on Redtube bro?

Bro 1: Nah I looked at the nudies Molly had sent me before we split.

Bro 2: Bro you hardcore Haterbated... nice.

bro 1 "high five" bro 2

by scooterchill April 18, 2011

crasterbate

to cry while masturbating or vice versa

"Its valentines day and i don't have a date, i am just going to go home and crasterbate"

by keifer May 8, 2008