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paris catacomb

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.
Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »

Alex: « Why?! »

Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »

Alex: « Neat, dude! »
by mittluva May 4, 2018
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The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube Horror series created by Alex Kister. Whenever I watch it, I get nightmares and wet bedsheets.
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The mandela catalogue

LITERALLY THE SCARIEST FUCKING ANALOG HORROR SERIES MADE BY ALEX KISTER ON YOUTUBE MY PPANTS ARE SOAKED IN PISS
"ayo have you seen the mandela catalogue"
"no i heard that shit scary"
"i literally pissed myself 4 times watching the first episode"
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Catalogged

When you receive a text message of a book's information from a friends college library
Kayla: I just got a text from the UNLV Library...
Tyler: CATALOGGED...BOOYAH!
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Catto

That catto is adorable
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Catatonic Rat

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.
Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!
by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018
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catatude

A cat's attitude. A casual attitude. Having an attitude like a cat. which is " It's all about me." and I adore you but I will give you attention on my terms.

Today I am taking care of me. It's my catatude day.
I am having a catatude.
by Susygee March 1, 2014
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