castigate

A kinder alternative to castration frustration., otherwise known as castigating callers hands off when intend cutting off call.

Hey, hands off or I'll castigate you!

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

casterbate

the act of masterbating while having a plaster cast over the wrist in use.

James: "hey Pat, did you hear Alex broke his wrist?"
Pat: "yea, too bad he isn't ambidextrous, I bet his cock is burning from having to casterbate all week"
James: "I heard he deliberately broke his wrist because he enjoys the chafing"
Pat: "man, what a sick fuck"

by Jowak August 4, 2008

castigate

Tell off emphatically.

The sergeant castigated the private for stepping out of line.

by vimescarrot December 25, 2007

castrate

to cut off a woman/mans balls...

sometimes done by singers of gay bandssuch as the darkness or coheed and cambria..in order to produce a higher voice..

woman: do u want to get castrated
man: i dont have balls

by Will Kung September 1, 2006

casturbate

the act of lotioning ones own cast (most often ones forearm cast) on the inside then inserting ones penis into the cast in a humping motion until climax is achived

the doctor will sure be upset when he finds out i'm a habital casturbater

by b-f@ January 16, 2010

castrate

Two Slice through the meat of ones ballsack

abe i will castrate your pakistanian genitals if you dont leave me da fuck alone!

by Tanya Radical February 25, 2008

Casterbater

Fly fisherman who will not leave their flies on the water. Limiting their quality of fishing. A person who casts too much.

I fished with this guy today. He was a total casterbater

by fishguyd September 13, 2009