castellano

what the spanirds say instead of 'espanol'.

cuando estoy con mis amgios, me gusta hablar en castellano, porque usualmente otras personas no entienden nada.

by Catharin May 24, 2006

dan castellano

rare unknown being that has a humongous nose

who the fuck is dan castellano

by nickvee613 April 6, 2017

Castlevania

The Castle of Lord Dracula.

Also a very kick-ass video game series.

Let's play Castlevania!

by MurrDAWWWWGGGG May 20, 2011

Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.

"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*

by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011

Castlevania

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was one of the best PSX games made. It was definetely the most underrated PSX game of all time. N64 Castlevania is horrible

by Happy in NO October 1, 2003

Valerie Castellano

She's very beautiful. She comes from Texas and deserves all the love.
Oh god I love her already!!

"My heart is pounding for her, she is Valerie Castellano!"

by bad flirt😍 September 27, 2021

Castellón (de la Plana)

Hot city with lots of gorgeus girls, great beaches, beautiful mountains, and better fuck. Actually full of Romanians (near 60.000). We have a great rivalry with the poshies of Valencia and the provincials from Villarreal.

C´mon to Castellon to fuck a hoe.

by Kike January 10, 2005