cartard

driver who should not be

he just cut me off! what a cartard!

by doofusloser November 13, 2006

CartMart

A NIGGA WHO SUCKS DICK FOR EVER UNTIL HE FUCKING'S DIE

Ninja: WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT
Bob: SHUT THE FUCK UP CARTMART

by FNinten February 13, 2019

cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

Catart

When your cat farts and it stinks

My can just catart

by Missmendes98 January 25, 2019

cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.

That cartard just turned left from the right lane.

by M. Worley September 12, 2009

cartastrophe

A self preformed repair on an automobile by, an inexperienced person, that goes horribly wrong or takes excessive time to complete.

Damn, dude taking apart my bimmer was a fucking cartastrophe.

by manfromjapan April 1, 2009

car tart

a little skool girl who hangs bout up towwn wavin and shoutin at modified car drives as they do there laps of the town then wen the guy pulls over they hop in then wen he kicks them out they wait for the next one to come along and so on!

hi can me and my girls get in your and drive around for a while till our mate comes along!

by lou March 26, 2004