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Carrie Underwood

Country-poser. No one who really believes in what they sing beats the shit out of someone's car in one song, then tells Jesus to take the wheel in another. Country music is about singing what you know, and she sings what THEY tell her too. She is a product of American Idol (a show that should be cancelled ASAP).
Carrie Underwood isn't seen smashing her ex-boyfriends car in the music video for Before He Cheats because she refused to have the public "see her that way." If she doesn't want people having that image of her, and if that image of her isn't true to herself, then why in the world did she record the song in the first place?
by Julia Hope February 25, 2008
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Carrie Underwood

Dave: Kate can't sing how did she won the contest

Justin: Meh she won it with her pretty face

Dave: Oh she's a Carrie Underwood!
by Dkd333 July 29, 2010
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The Carrie Underwood

When you put your car in neutral at the top of the hill, then start having sex in the back. The car starts to role down the hill as you get it on, and when you cum you scream, “Jesus take the wheel!”
This funeral is sad but The Carrie Underwood was completely worth it.
by wadrow October 17, 2019
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Carrie Underwood

The winner of Fox's American Idol during its 4th season. Bo Bice placed second after her.
by Woobie July 18, 2008
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carry underwood

male sex organs carried under a hadron eg. Balls.
as the wood represent the erected penile underwood is the place where a man carries balls.
eg. thats cutest Carry Underwood I ever seen.
by promartinus March 31, 2008
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carrie underwoods legs

the worlds most attractive legs. your mouth will droll. they also are the main reason why Mike Fisher is the luckiest man in the world. they steal the headlines away from Carrie her self. if you dont find her legs to be the hottest thing, you need an eye test.
google carrie underwoods legs fool
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carrie my underwood

A derivative of the name of American Idol winner Carrie Underwood. Used as a slang - a vulgar pick-up line for, well, getting her to carry your boner.
by Barack my Obama May 27, 2009
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