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German Carnival

While a male drops an Upper Deck, a girl drops an AC Slater and performs a Blumpkin at the same time.
Sandy was the freakiest girl I ever met, she let me have a German Carnival on the first date.
by meeks105 August 19, 2009
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Raw Carnivore Diet

Raw carnivore diet invented by Public Figure Sv3rige is a subsection of the carnivore diet. Similar to carnivore, it includes eating animal foods and animal products only. But it extends to raw animal products not cooked. Raw eggs raw dairy and raw meat makes up raw carnivore. It also includes fermented meat.
Sv3rige says raw carnivore diet is good but cooked carnivore and non carnivore is mental illness.
by MikeTheIncel June 4, 2021
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Carnitarian

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014
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The Carnival

Its like a theme-park minus the health regulations, and ride regulations, and safety. But all the fun.
I want to come as close to dieing as possible. Let's go to the Carnival
by Baron S. July 2, 2009
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carnivegrian

noun

Is a person who consumes meat, however refrains from consume the meat of those animals which display signs of possessing emotions such as:

intelligence, joy, tenderness, care and sadness
" one who refrains from eating the meat of Sheep, Rabbits, Pigs, GuneaPigs, Cows, Dolphins and Whales etc. is a carnivegrian".

Those animals which a carnivegrian perceived as proper for consumption are:

"Chicken and all other forms of birds which hold chicken like mental attributes, also all forms of fish".
by Baron Neville October 20, 2016
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Carniphobia

Fear or phobia of being "Fleishig".
Jewish law requires that one wait six hours between eating meat and dairy. Many religious Jews have thus developed a phobia for eating meat during day hours because they "might" want to eat something dairy later on in the day.
("Fleishig" is the Yiddish word for "Meaty").
I'm starving. All they had was meat - which I naturally couldn't bring myself to eat because I suffer from a severe case of Carniphobia.
by Ben-adam December 14, 2011
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Carnival Triumph

A ship in which every deck is a poop deck.
Guy 1: My wife and I took a cruise on the Carnival Triumph last summer.
Guy 2: How was it?
Guy 1: We had to shower for a week after returning.
by In Amber Clad February 15, 2013
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