Carmichael

When you receive a blowjob from someone, while they are seated on a toilet. AKA reverse blumpkin.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got out of the shower last night and my girl immediately gave me a carmichael."
Guy 2: "Woah man, you've got a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 22, 2022

Carmichael

A guy that passes out from the fumes of his own shit and doesn't know which hole to put it in when having sex with his cousins.

Carmichael is an ass licking homosexual.

by spedgy March 3, 2022

Taylor Carmichael

Taylor is super chill and go with the flow. She is so funny and will have you laughing until you cry! She is super caring and will do anything for the people she loves! She so athletic and can cross up anyone. She's kinda quiet until you get close, then she'll be cracking jokes around you all the time. She is very trustworthy and you can tell her anything!! Everyone she meets immediately loves her! She has a go with the flow personality and is always fun to hang out with.

Who just scored a 3 on Lebron? Taylor Carmichael. Dang she's so cool.

by duanxjfnsijdsnndcarolfnfndnbx April 8, 2020

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Carmichaeling

Moving to New York City from Alabama and changing your last name to match your rich gay friend that owns a plantation and hide your poor southern roots, like how Melanie "Carmichael" did in Sweet Home Alabama.

He is carmichaeling to hide that he grew up in a double wide.

by xowe March 30, 2019