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Carlson Handshake

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.
My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!
by juggler61 January 25, 2012
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Cartmonkey

Someone who works at a grocery store pushing carts.
He's a cartmonkey at the super store.
by cartmonkey October 23, 2004
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Carmon

An Amazing Girl who loves to make friends with everyone, usually quiet when you first met her but gets really crazy if she's comfortable being with you.

She's smart, gorgeous, beautiful and all boys will fall for her smile.
Friend1: Hey I met Carmon today!
Friend2: really? Nice they said she's really crazy to be with!
by Amazingly nice February 7, 2013
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Carmona

Brazilian and Spanish last name. It’s one of the non-common last names in the world. Cherish every Carmona because they’re great!
Omg I want the last name Carmona!
by srbc October 15, 2017
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Carlton Supporter

The definition of an absolute RETARD, you couldn't be more retarded even if you try. They're usually abnormally short and have some sort of disability. You would rather have HIV than support the Carlton Football Club.
Jasmine: Soccer is a sport!!!
James: What is wrong with you? You must be a Carlton Supporter!!
Jasmine: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wHaT dO u MeAn
**Dies**
by Kayden Whear June 20, 2019
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Carlton (Banks)

Black males who behave like whites or talk very proper. "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" reference
Jerome goes to college, he is such a Carlton
by mike April 17, 2005
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Carltoning

Carltoning. (verb) Where you run up to someone during a tom jones song and dance in front of them, typically like Carlton from Fresh Prince. adverb: Carltonable
"Chad and I are gonna go out Carltoning people at the bar tonight"
by Jay-TDE July 30, 2009
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