Carnforth High School

Mr fox rents out teslas and thinks he’s proper hard and thinks he’s cool and hard tryna shout at year 7 and 8 but can’t shout at year 11 cuz he knows that no one actually gives a fuck about him. Searches people to make him look big and tries taking the mick out of people also Is very fat and no one actually likes him. LMFAO ABSOLUTE WEIRDO

Carnforth high school: Mr fox big wanker and rents out Teslas

by ConnorIsFuckingGay March 3, 2022

carnforth high school

A shitty school with speccy lecky running around thinking she’s boss while mr ralston pops up every now and again to nonce on year 7s. mr fox chonging any year 9s vape he can get and cover teacher gummy mouth corbet spitting on children with that phat lisp of his. you’ll find gobby faced chavs waddling round thinking they’re hard but really they just cry at night like little bitches

mummy can i go to carnforth high school

over my fucking dead body thomas

by slayyyyyyz November 8, 2022

carfool

A solo driver who inadvertantly finds himself stuck in the carpool lane.

James, always the carfool, fails once again to get himself out of the HOV lane in time.

by Kubbie June 12, 2009

Carkore

The act of intentionally using your car to perform stunts or maneuvers involving going off of a designated road or parking lot zone. In many situations, someone may find themselves maneuvering their car over obstacles such as, but not limited to, curbs, center medians, sidewalks, and parking space dividers. This act is very similar to urban off-roading.

Hey dude, I couldn't turn around all the way at the end of the street, so I had to carkore over the curb to turn all the way around.

by Ryan Washburn April 15, 2011

carfoot

noun.chronic out-turned right foot due to decades and thousands of miles driving with right foot operating gas and brake pedals

Carfoot may cause leg problems due to bone and muscles changes over long years of use.

by willowlake June 18, 2014

carfood

A small animal that is killed and "eaten" by a car, esp. when it gets stuck in the radiator grill

Joe: Look at that little Chihuahua, it's always standing in the middle of the street.

Sam: I'm surprised it's not carfood already.

by Zombi_Leroy October 21, 2009

Carkhole Tugging

The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.

"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"

by Nathanialowl September 9, 2013