carkness

(Kark-ness)-(Pl)(Adj)(F) The common ground on which the oddness or crackness of 2 people are very similar.

Dot and Spot are messed up with their carkness.

by Violet P. September 9, 2006

Cark

An animal that was found in the Black Sea. A mixture of a crab and a shark.

The Cark was crawling in the ocean depths.

by Dael Emerson January 31, 2010

cark

(n)
Cock or shlong, the male reproductive organ.

That hit my cark, Thou ruttish hasty-witted baggage, wtf ya do that for?

by J-rod December 19, 2004

Cark it

Means die in Australian slang

I thought I was going to cark it the posiness snake so close to my skin but luckily I am professional so I could save my self

by Simply holly October 12, 2016

carke

A Chinese pronounciation of the word cock.

How do you say I need cock in Chinese?
Wo xu yao carke.

by Maik Hawk October 17, 2005

Cark

its a cat shark you sick freak

"thats a fokin' cat shark, a cark!"

by ryty69 October 21, 2018

Carked it

To severely fuck something up to the point of no return

"I'm so sorry about your car, you really carked it in that crash"

"Man I absolutely carked my exam"

"amanda really carked it the other day when she got back with her ex"

by comegetyalljuice March 28, 2018