cardioholic

1. (n) Someone who is extremely addicted to cardiovascular exercise i.e. a compulsive runner.

2. (n) Someone living in a varrying climate who will run in any of it, every day.

I'm sure that guy running past my window is a cardioholic because just thinking about running in this cold is making my testicles shrink.

by St0rk September 8, 2008

cadidiot

a cadet who: is stupid and/or acts like he/she is in the armed forces yet he/she isn't because he/she hasn't gone to basic traininig (boot camp).
NOTE: West Point cadets are the only exception to this term.

Johny is cadidiot because he is in college and is a member of his ROTC program and wears his uniform everywhere he goes and thinks he is a bad a**.

by seabass009 May 27, 2009

Cardiovasectomy

A medical condition arising from going on a trampoline.

Dont go on that trampoline or you'll have a cardiovasectomy.

by trampolinesarebadforyourhealth March 27, 2010

Cardiofuck

High intensity sexual intercourse for an extended period of time that has the same health benefits as cardiovascular exercise

Mike and Amy stayed home to cardiofuck on the kitchen table for 2 hours instead of going to the gym to exercise

by Paralel January 9, 2009

cardiolisis

Referring to waking up in a bathtub and realizing your heart has been stolen. However the bathtub is filled with actual candy hearts with messages written on them instead of ice. Leading one to believe your heart actually multiplied and became the Candy Hearts.

Well fucksticks, they took my heart! Well at least I have all these Candy Hearts with messages written on them. I hope I don't have Cardiolisis.

by WoodWorks April 21, 2008

trouser cardio

Describes the process of blood flow to the penis causing an erection.

Wow you got me hot girl. I am light headed from all of the trouser cardio.

by chubalot March 30, 2010

Cuddle Cardio

An endearing term for the act of sex. Or, when instead of working out in the morning, you opt for sweating off your calories through love making.

Instead of the gym this morning, the boyfriend and I did some cuddle cardio. Probably burned around 150 calories in 15 minutes... I could have gone for longer though.

by losannegeles October 18, 2011