Capfishing

When a man (specifically and particularly a man) staaaays wearing a cap because he KNOWS very well that he looks terrible without it.

This man is always complaining about how women wear weaves and mislead men yet he stays capfishing.

by Themb_C March 20, 2020

Christing Off

Born again christian who talks about nothing other than Jesus Christ.

1) Frank: "Where is John today?"

Bill: "John is at church Christing off"

2) "The Jehova Witnesses came to my house this morning, and were Christing off"

3) "Stop Christing off Father Malone!"

by Spacecadet August 14, 2012

Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them

"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."

by aigle March 14, 2020

Catfishing

When someone decieves you about how they look

Girls wearing makeup but when da makeup gone they look ugly as fuck wow this iguana is catfishing

by Thefactualboys September 5, 2020

Catfisting

Fishing for catfish using only your bare arm. Also commonly referred to as noodling.

That's a monster fish, how did you catch him? Hook and Line?

No, I did it by catfisting him.

by wijim December 16, 2012

Camfishing

Making a fake profile on an online dating site to drive traffic to a webcam girl's link

Did you hear about Joe getting catfished?
No, I heard it was camfishing! They sent him a link to a webcam right away.

by camfam July 6, 2017

Catfishing Yourself

Talking to two different people, with similar names, on social media. Flirting with the ugly one, mistaking them for the attractive one

I was talking to two girls named Nay. I started flirting with the wrong one. Now I cant get rid of her. That's what happens when you end up Catfishing Yourself

by Ninja Nerd Warrior June 4, 2018