Care bear

the girl that pretends she's fine but in reality dies a little inside Everytime someone asks if she's ok

Care bears in her room crying over shawn Mendes

by Sis I don't know April 04, 2019

Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 29, 2005

Care Bear

Derived from the popular children's TV show. It is often used in replacement of 'Don't care' or 'Couldn't give a toss'.

"Oh man check out this program"
"Care Bear"
or
"I might be a care bear" (sarcastically)

by C. Klean September 02, 2003

care bear bop

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).

Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.

by torqueboy September 21, 2012

Fair Care Bear

A cuddly bear that enjoys nothing more than the fair.

Me: My Nala bear sure does love the fair.

Friend: Sounds like she's a Fair Care Bear to me.

by Whelan1221 January 04, 2019

care bear shares

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010

care bear stare

The often intimidating gaze of undivided lust issued by a gay man towards his prey. Characteristics include upright posture, an inflated chest, a forward-titled head, upward gaze and nothing less than a Mona Lisa smile.

The Christmas party was fantastic with the exception that once the company wet-eyes got a few drinks in them they lined up and gave me ten minutes of the Care Bear Stare.

by Ruhbee! August 22, 2006