caravan park kaz

when a person gets very drunk at a caravan park, with a boombox on her shoulder and fights the security. can’t stand on one leg like a flamingo and has the dancing skills of a gazelle. in conclusion caravan park kaz is a great person to go caravanning with.

“she’s a caravan park kaz that chick”

by fatunicornqueen May 29, 2021

caravan train

A train once aired on BBC by Top Gear, it's a car towing about 4 caravan trailers, all of them without tires on railroad tracks.

"I wanna ride a caravan train."

by MadDots November 9, 2018

caravan of love

When a group of up to 8 small men (probably jockeys) climb aboard one very large woman and rock her from side to side.

Frankie Dettori and his mates had a lovely caravan of love aboard Rebel Wilson. They rocked her silly!

by jshuttz November 11, 2020

Caravan creep

This insult is usually aimed at gypsy’s who have a history of touching children or just women who don’t want it.

Josh- “fuck off craig”
Craig- “fuck off you caravan creep”

by Craigsfat May 9, 2021

Caravan Crusader

Lukey B likes to travel around in his caravan with Paddy The Destroyer. Was deported to Ireland for a bit. (Is looking for a new handbrake for his living room)

The Caravan Crusader was spotted being molested in an alley

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023

caravan club

a) a well-respected organisation whose members take holidays in mobile homes towed behind their family vehicles;

b) a derogatory term for the travelling and gypsy communities.

"Watch out, the caravan club's filling up over the back at pump 12. What's the betting they'll say they have left their money at home, and the kids will be pinching things while we are distracted?"

by Beermat May 14, 2020

Caravan Head

An overweight gentleman who drinks too much and has the arse of a Transit Van and the head the size of a Caravan.

Caravan Head says: "do you mind if i sit in the front row?"

Normal headed guy says: "yes because i wont be able to see"

by PLUH765 August 25, 2010