Capybara

World's biggest living rodent and close relative of the guinea pig. A freakin' HUGE brown rodent found in the marshes of South America; looks like a cross between a brown guinea pig and a cow (with duck feet). The rodentine answer to the hippo--cattle egrets have even been seen perched on their backs. Favorite food of the anaconda.

The capybara herd roamed the Peruvian floodplains, wading through mud and grunting like buffalo.

by Anon November 13, 2004

Capybara

A giant South American rodent with an uncanny resemblance to Jay Z.

Yo, ain't that Jay Z? Nah man, it's a just a Capybara.

by BBOT5000 August 6, 2015

Capybara

A god amongst creation

woah that Capybara is blowing up ohio! Good job capybara!

by farteater1413435135315 August 29, 2022

capybara

The largest rodent in the world. Standing 2 feet (60 centimeters) tall at the shoulder and built somewhat like a barrel with legs, the “capy” has long, light brown, shaggy hair, a face that looks like a beaver’s, no tail, and slightly webbed feet. Originally thought to be a pig of some sort, we now know that the capybara is a rodent, closely related to cavies and guinea pigs.

Also known as the 'water pig.'
Water is a source of life for the capybara, as the animal eats water plants and grasses and uses the water itself to escape from danger. In fact, a capybara can stay underwater for up to five minutes at a time to hide from predators.

The capybara is wallowing in shallow water and mud to keep cool.

by billie eyelash August 16, 2018

capybara

giant guinea pig like rodent that weighes in excess of 100 pounds. chews plants like a boss, enjoys popsicles and is extremely funny looking when high.

jake: call the exterminator a giant guinea pig is eating your couch!

evan: calm down man its just my pet capybara Chops.

by lorenzoke July 14, 2011

Capybara

friend shaped

"holy cow it's a capybara"

by campanula rotundifolia April 30, 2022

Capygod

Capybara + god = Capygod

The ultimate being on this earth. Rises above all. Nothing surpasses Capygod.

Ex: 1: Is that a Capybara??
2: No, it’s the Capygod.
1: Ohhhhhh right.

by Slay247365 February 2, 2023