Capitol Dog

A band in the midwest created by a musician from Seattle.

Hey, I went onto Garageband.com the other day and found a cool sounding band named Capitol Dog. Their music is diverse and rocks almost like alternative. Capitol Dog

by Quilly The Porcupine July 14, 2009

capitoolist

An tool of capitalism. These people usually lack in intelligence and are avid consumers.

Randy: Dude..... lets buy this cereal.... if you buy 20 of them you get 10% off a movie ticket!

Michael: Dude.... stop being such a capitoolist.

by Intuitiv3 Infid3l December 10, 2009

the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan.

Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.

It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.

by Dwayne May 7, 2004

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021

el capitano

someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of

make your own example be original

by el capitano December 12, 2004

capstone

A paper assigned in Modern World Fiction class that is about 8-9 pages in length that requires students to write about a bunch of crap that women discuss in their free time. We're supposed to fill 8-9 pages with our thoughts about our experiences and whatnot but its really quite pointless and cuts into one's masturbation and quadmate torturing time. Most people get stuck at the 1.5 pages mark and cannot continue to write due to their sudden development of chlamydia.

Mike: this capstone paper sucks
Teddy: word

by mike xie December 10, 2006

senior capstone

An impossible project created by Richland Collegiate High School to inflict pain and unnecessary torture upon the seniors of the program.

A paper composed of roughly 15 pages of BS in MLA or APA format that is usually finished seconds before the due date. The project also includes a working model/representation of whatever the BS paper was suppose to explain.

A: Hey wanna go out this weekend?

B: I can't

A: Why?

B: I have stupid senior capstone

A: Forget that! Just throw something together night before

like everyone else.

B: OK!

Man that assignment was pointless! It was such a senior capstone.

by napkin fiasco November 14, 2009