Canteloupe

A word used to describe a person who probs has cancer or something, doesnt pay attention in school and is the natural enemy of o-somya bin-laden hates little shits named brandon is pissed that somebody else got left guide and cusses alot

Dont be a canteloupe Sean, yull get cancer

by Cancerloupe December 16, 2016

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

viviana cantellano

a c00l kat crisalyn chandlers friend yeah

she is a c00l kat viviana cantellano

by meizcoolkat April 23, 2019

Cantelouping

(cant-a-lope-ing) - when two girls touch bow adorned dicks while licking canteloupes and snorting grapefruit kool-aid powder while being penetrated by the kool-aid man all on top of a gay guy and his straight crush. Note: when two or more sets of girls are cantelouping, it is called a fruit salad.

Sally and Sue were seen cantelouping in the girls bathroom on friday while they were skipping gym class.

by Lena Mae January 19, 2008

mrs.castello

The best teacher at pinecrest cove

Mrs.castello rocks.

by Coveboi October 4, 2019

Cantellano

an italian mobster that will kill you in your sleep

the cantellano got joey last night.

by juv290 March 17, 2010

canteloupe

Someone with a really large head, especially if there's a lack of hair

Hey, Mr. Canteloupe! Has your head exploded recently?

by yeargh May 9, 2016