canteen punk

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.

Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Canter

Scottish ; means easy.

Staying off the drink is a canter

by User67776489 December 7, 2019

Paddle the pink canoe

Old slang for female masturbation.

Boys like to beat the meat; girls like to paddle the pink canoe.

by RobbieJor December 6, 2004

Douch Canoe

Possibly the largest form of douchness. When someone is being so shady that the common douch bag is unable to resolve.

What's Berts problem? I asked for supplies out of the warehouse but he is being such a douch canoe that he told me to fuck off.

by cableguy7464 July 29, 2009

Cantember

The nonexistent month in which we somehow find time to do all the shit we have no time to do. A combination of can't even and can you not, with a little "can't remember" thrown in.

"What's the deadline?" "Client said ASAP, but they say that every damn day, so let's just shoot for the first week in Cantember."

by wordwitch_jess January 10, 2018

Cantelope

The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.

Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour

by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022

Frozen Canoe

When you take a shit and then freeze your turds and then use them as dildos.

Last night I had an awesome shit so I gave my girl a frozen canoe!

Last night I had diarrhea and I couldn't give my girl a frozen canoe!

by Melizabeth Blones January 29, 2009