Captain Caboose

When you cheat in a game and other people in the game identify that you were cheating and threaten to ban you but before the ban you get worried so you enter the denial stage of the Kübler-Ross model where your depression needs to be mitigated through furious masturbation in order to jump to the final stage - acceptance.

Josh: "What you doin man?"
Noah: "Man I think I'm gonna get banned in {random Steam Game}"
Josh: "Why?"
Noah: "Because I was using an aimbot."
~ Later~ Noah Captain Caboosed himself.

by computergroove July 17, 2017

Canoodling

To snuggle!

They were canoodling hard!

by B.P. Savage1327 February 22, 2019

Canonsburg Middle School

Also known as CMS. A place were 7th and 8th graders gather for 4 hours of torture everyday. The motto is "Expect the Best at CMS" In the warmer months it gets to be 100 degrees (no air conditioning, nicee) and in the winter it gets covered in 5 feet of snow, yet they still make there students walk through it to go. It has four stories, which students travel up nd down at least 20 times every day, so that by the end of the school year there legs are ripped from the exercise Students are seperated into "teams", which ends up creating fights about who's team is better and ends up creating conflict instead of bringing us together like the principals want us to. Though, the 8th graders end yup fighting at least 2 times a week anyway, so fights are typical and normal. The chicken nuggets at lunch bounce(literally) and putting stuff into the lockers is like trying to stuff and elephant into a shoe box. But, the band wins high honors and is ranked top in the state, the entire school is ranked on the list of top 25 middle schools in the state. And, Mr. Manion, the greatest teacher alive, teaches there. So some parts of it may be crappy, but it has it's up sides. And every student that attends definitly never forgets their experience there.

Kid 1: " HEY do you go to Canonsburg Middle School?"

Kid 2: "YEAH, it sucks but we played basket ball with the chicken nuggets today at lunch, Mr. Manion taught is about how awesome history is, and Teddy slammed tommy in the face with a chair six times before getting in trouble!"

by Chicken Nugget Bouncer June 14, 2011

Canoobian

(kuh-noo-bee-uhn, nyoo-)

1. n. A noob from teh land of Canadia.

2. adj. Of Canadia or its noobs.

It had to be a Canoobian.

by Sean.43L June 13, 2010

Dirty Cantos

The act of doing one of your friends mom in the ass and then smacking her in the face with your penis giving her a black eye, maybe even resulting in her having to get stitches.

The reason Gonzalos mom looks so bad is because i gave her a "Dirty Cantos".

by Anonymously submitted October 11, 2006

moose caboose

a booty that's big enough to be hunted and hung on a wall

Cameron couldn't live without Amy's moose caboose. So he shot her, and hung that ass on the wall.

by 6cameron12 February 2, 2008

Caboose

A really big butt

Jon: Damn Imani wore the tightest pants today she has the biggest caboose the school has ever seen
Tyrone: She aight her ass is a donk tho i think Deja got a caboose

by Tarvish May 18, 2019