When a woman of luxurious beauty obtains a weapon from adolescence that can unleash utter chaos that effects the wieners of many men, that weapon is called the calcium cannons. aka nice boob.
“Woah, Emily has those calcium cannons. Nice boobs!”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
“Bruce had a boneritis cause of the calcium cannons, what a lucky guy.”
by BoobLover24 March 16, 2022
Get the Calcium Cannons mug.In terms of fandom, a canon nazi is a person who strictly adheres to canon, with no deviation whatsoever. A canon nazi is not necessarily a creator of fanfic or fanart, and can just be someone who enjoys other fanworks adhering to canon (or complains about crackfic and other non-canon compliant works).
A: Did you read the fanfic about Draco and Snape?! Omg so hot.
B: No, I don't really like non-canon pairings.
A: OMG CANON NAZI
B: No, I don't really like non-canon pairings.
A: OMG CANON NAZI
by xyv September 23, 2009
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I decided canonise the Saint Shirley last night. Now that bitch is floating up to heaven. God bless.
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