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CANNONBALL

v. to fart so powerfully that a small, round turd shoots out of your butthole and instantly leaves a giant stain on the back of your pants ...unless it is unusually firm. in that case, it just makes a small hole in your trousers.
"dude, paige just cannonballed all over her new levis!"
by Catherine, KFUNK, Paige May 23, 2006
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when a male is about to ejaculate and the partner is across the room and the sperm reaches the partner causing it to fly through the air
"lay down over there so i can cannonball you"
by jankydank August 5, 2009
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Bend down in the shower and mastubate, but right before you cum stand up and it shoots like a cannonball. (might hit the shower wall)
Dude yesturday I did the cannonball and it got all over the shower wall. Dude it was sick.
by Chris Faria February 20, 2009
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definitions for cannonball-
1) a small heavyweight sphere usually made of iron or lead that was shot out of a cannon in the colonial days
2)when you jump into a pool and curl up in a ball tucking your knees to your chest and wrapping your arms around your legs resulting in a big ass mutha fuckin splash(the wimp ass pussy version is when you plug your nose with one hand and you hold your legs with one arm
3) when the male,or chick with dick, sites donw on a chair, sofa, carseat etc. and the female ,or gay male, curls up in a cannonball as you would in a pool(see deff. #2) and bounces up and down on the very erect dick normally taking it up the ass
ex. 1) holy shit! fred just got his dick blown off by a cannonball
ex. 2)Person 1: hey why is my towel wet?
Person 2: some fatass did a cannonball of the high dive and nearly drained the pool!
ex. 3)on the way to New York my girlfriend gave me a cannonball
by mi nevets March 4, 2007
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The act of your turd splashing into the toilet water so hard that the water splashes up into your butthole
“Bro this morning I was taking a crap and my turd cannonballed.
by NoSurprises97 May 14, 2019
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a short but jacked sick mother fucking juice/roid head
“damn look at that sick fucking cannonball mother fucker pounding out 600lb on the bench
by Lil bip February 20, 2022
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Cannonball Run

1.driving from coast to coast of the United States as fast as possible, often to break a record
Alex Roy recently broke the Cannonball Run in 31 hours, using a GPS system and police detector to avoid the police.
by karrot January 6, 2009
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