a Candylander

This is a slang term for Canadian.

Jon-Paul is a Candylander from Dawson.

by I, Wreckerrr October 19, 2020

Candela

The name of a beautiful angel, an angel that brings love and hope.
Bright as the sunshine and adorable as a birb, we indeed are blessed for her presence.
Someone that has this name is stronger than she thinks, filled with passion for art and talented!

Thank you for blessing us Candela~

by sweetbirb September 13, 2017

candy bandit

(adj) Can-dee-band-it
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An individual from ages 11 through 15 who believes drugs and drinking are cool and does them and/or talks about them constantly. The person will probably not have ever actually attempted the certain substance, and is completely wrong when discussing it because their in-experienced, but lies anyway. An over eager younger child striving for attention of their older peers. Noisy, obnoxious younger kids, who attempt to act like their teenagers when in perspective they haven’t even hit the 5 foot marker yet, and come off as loud, annoying, and not comprehending what their even trying to do.

Person- "So I'm going to play beer pong..are you coming?"
C/B-"I DONT KNOW IM PRETTY MESSED UP! HOW DO YOU PLAY??"
Person-"Bro, you had 3 beers...you're an asshole."

or

Person- "I just sold that kid a dimebag for 30 dollars"
Person2- "Lmao Must've been a candy bandit."

by B.B. TKWC November 10, 2008

candy tease

when a house is decorated for Halloween, but the motherfuckers dont open the door and give you candy.

Person: That house looks creepy, i bet they have plenty of

candy.

*knocks on door and waits 10 seconds*

Person: Hey asshole i know youre in there, gimme some fucking candy.

Person 2: GTFO noob

Person: Wow what a fucking candy tease...

by iheartitties November 1, 2010

Candy gore

A form of gore art where the subject tends to be very colorful, and often but does not have to include segmented body pieces and guts (mainly intestines), lacerations, and can occasionally include body horror. The subject also tends to have sticky, almost melted candy like goo in the place of what would be blood. There is also often a reference to foods and candies (e.g candy can striped guts, candy spilling out of the guts, segmented body pieces that look like meat or sliced fruit). sometimes can include references to hearts, stars (e.g heart shaped cross-section of bones, heart or star shaped eyes). Can also sometimes be mistaken for pastel gore.

"Its legs are missing, and its holding its guts even though the arm is detatched from the body and there's bright goo dripping out of the open wounds?"
"It's candy gore, that's just how it is."

by Tylxncardboard August 8, 2016

Candy Uncle

A man whom one can hire to act as a child’s uncle. However, if at any point said child eats more than one piece of candy, the candy uncle will be said to have had a mysterious death and disappear. It’s never explained, but the child knows. They know.

Jack: I’m thinking of hiring a Candy Uncle. I don’t want Harry to eat too much candy.
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess

by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU January 25, 2022

candelaria

a latina woman who will stop at nothing. A sweet, loving girl who will turn your life upside down. They are the most heartfelt women you will ever encounter.

- probably Argentinian

You´re dating a Candelaria? damn, you´re really lucky.

by angstychick February 10, 2019