Candy Apple

The shiny red ball of flesh that occurs when an anus prolapses, or in more dire circumstances the uterus itself

Damn That girl got done up and dropped out. Look at the candy apple on this skank!

by GeorgeRBourdieu November 12, 2012

candy apple man

Someone who makes weird peculular decisions based on wahtever reason.

'Why did you shave you underarms...it's i bit candy apple man, dont you think?'

by VICKI KARMA November 14, 2006

Armenian Candy Apple

When a apple on a stick is inserted into a nasty ass stinky ass vagina and is eaten by both partners.

My and my wife were hungry so i got an apple and a stick, and she spread her legs and we enjoyed an Armenian Candy Apple.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

Candy Apple

"The candy Apple" Licking the head of a newborn child the minute the crown of its head appears

i candy appled my son last week at dereford hospital

I had to push the doctor out of the way to candy apple my newborn

by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010

Candy apple cock

Taking your penis dipping them into warm caramel then assorted crushed nuts. She will think she is at a carnival!

candy apple cock reminded me of when my dad took me to the carnival!

by Erectial Dysfunction April 24, 2010

Candy Apple

A challenge, as in a challenge of shotgun rights. Can only be called by a male. The challenger calls "candy apple!" and begins to work up a sweat. In order for the party challenged to keep his/her rights (i.e. shotgun), he/she must lick the sweat off the challenger's balls. Hence, licking the caramel off a candy apple. If party challenged does not lick, he/she loses his/her proposed rights.

Guy 1: Shotgun!

Guy 2: Candy Apple!

Guy 1: Damn.

::Guy 2 gets shotgun::

by PMcDJr May 19, 2009

candy apple

when a chick gets on a table levle with ya dick, spreads her legs and you fuck... plus a cool shade of red

yo man guess what, i candy appled wogs mum last night and she wet everywhere on my mums table cloth

by GTEAMER December 28, 2005