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Scott Cason

an annoyingly awesome maths teacher, who makes you share ovalteenies against your will. Luigi. Tries to be funny but just brings up memes and vines from 2014. But he's still a legend with a debilitating ankle injury (rope burn)
"I bet it was a scott cason that stole my ovalteenies'"
by Ellie and Phoebe November 24, 2017
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carsonism

The belief and worship of Carson and his holy beliefs.
I believe in carsonism.
by Aress Carol Emjee August 20, 2018
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Carsonoma

In software development, carsonoma refers to a region of convoluted, dense, impossible to maintain, nonsensical code.

Like the carcinoma in medicine, a carsonoma has mutated from good code to become gross collection of malignancy that threatens the entire application. Like a cancerous tumor, this region often cannot be excised from the code without killing the patient. Synonyms: clusterfuck
Did you see the carsonoma in the discount offer page? There's no hope for fixing it.
by vinny the toadmaster March 16, 2011
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Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.
by jesster79 January 25, 2005
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Cayson

Cayson is usually very popular. He will melt your heart the moment he looks at you. All the girls want Cayson, but he only has eyes for one girl. He is very sporty and loves basketball. If Cayson is your friend or boyfriend you are very lucky, and should never let him go.
Girl 1: What are you doing today?
Girl 2: I am going home to Cayson!
Girl 1: I wish I were you.
by Afriend~AT June 27, 2018
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Cody Carson

Hey, have you heard of Set It Off?
No.
Oh, Cody Carson's in it!
Who tf is that
by Magoby February 5, 2020
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Carson Daily

An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.

Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.

He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.

He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.

I hate him, you should hate him too.
Carson Daily loves himself, because no one will love him.
by 2-D November 25, 2006
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