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compound-tailgation

<noun><verb>(to compound-tailgate)
This is when a dumbass/old person in front of you is driving slow, usually going the actual speed limit or below, and you are trying not to tailgate them, when some douchebag genious behind you thinks it a great idea to tailgate you, hoping that will make the guy in front of you go faster. This usually results in a heated exchange, such as the tap of your breaks, wave of your hand, or spraying of the windshield wipers (my personal favorite). In the end, you eternally hate the person behind you because its all their fault.
Sorry I'm late bro, I got stuck behind this old man and this douche behind me caused some serious compound-tailgation, so I had to get out of the car and slap his bitch ass.
by concerned driver December 28, 2007
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Compound Wurd

(Derivative of "wurd" or "word") an interjection used to signify fundamental agreement with a statement that somehow touches you deep down in your person. "Compound" serves to give the saying extra weight, showing that the speaker has really thought out or feels the subject in question is inherent to their belief system.
1. Gandhi: An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Muhammed Ali Jinnah: Compound wurd.

2. Ben Kenobi: "Luke, the force will be with you, always."
Luke: "Compound wurd, Ben."

3. Tyler: (Explaining the Fiona Apple video he just watched) That's a beautiful video! Shit. I love how she allows her forced seriousness to break a lot, and cracks a stifled smile. I feel like regina spektor might actually take some influence from her facial expression, some of it was really similar. But yeah, that song is really good. I remember you and Karen singing that one.. I love the chorus shift. And her controlled wobbly voice is really interesting...

Christof: Compound Wurd.

(In this example, it is apparent that Christof is emotionally wrenched by Fiona's artistry.)
by Bowtyler December 12, 2009
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two-ball compound

"She was complaining of a sore throat, so I doctored her up with some two-ball compound."
by Frainslug November 14, 2005
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Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid, followed by another unitentional yet equally stupid action
S: Remember when K slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm?

M: Yeah, thats some serious compound retardation
by MER8490 August 1, 2008
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Compound titty

When a breast has a raised areola. Such a titty appears to have a small titty on top of a larger titty.
She took of her shirt and I didn't know what to think, I'd never seen a compound titty in person before.
by Titty inspector August 13, 2009
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compound hangover

A compound hangover occurs when a person gets drunk one night, then gets drunk all over again the next day thereby bypassing the first hangover. What occurs on the third day is a compound hangover.
Get hammered Friday night. Drink early and often all day and night on Saturday. Experience compound hangover, much worse than a normal hangover, on Sunday.
by Macadog October 27, 2013
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Compounding nigga moment

A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational negro, and that ignorance then overwhelms another rational negro nearby until all negros in the vicinity are in a "nigga moment".
We were in the middle of a grief counciling session when a black girl got up and started talking about how she felt and how she didn't like some of the people she works with and about how we have "cliques" all the while getting further and further off topic and louder and louder in a full blown "nigga moment"... Next thing I know all the black people in the room are yelling at each other. Hence a "compounding nigga moment".
by Extra Ozzy August 30, 2016
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