cumouflage 

A means of concealing semen (cum) after having masturbated and shot in the wrong direction. Often carried out quickly, to avoid evidence being seen by friends or family, about to come in.

Mike is such a retard, does he really think we wouldn't notice that the bra on his ceiling is total cumouflage?

cumouflage by Jenny G October 5, 2006

island camouflage 

Alternative name for Hawaiian shirts.

I have to find my collection of island camouflage and fanny pack for my cruise.

island camouflage by Bick Dutkiss July 30, 2017

Crackhead Camouflage 

The ability of crackheads to quickly blend in and disappear into the background after the police drive by. Crackheads also use this ability after they gave you a blow job for $20 and stole your watch or other personal items. This ability may give immunity and allow crackheads to fit in among zombies if there were ever a zombie apocalypse.

I saw this nasty crackhead while I was driving down skid row. A cop drove by and that crackhead disappeared, she used her crackhead camouflage.

Crackhead Camouflage by Athena, GREATEST Cat in World June 8, 2019

camouflagic 

The state of passively camouflaging another object or objects .

The turtle was difficult to spot as the grass was quite camouflagic.

camouflagic by DJ Webster June 23, 2008

Caroflage 

Noun. The use of decorations such as Leis around the rearview, Roxy stickers, or license plate holders that indicate a hot girl is driving the car when in fact the vehicle is being operated by an old, haggerd woman.

"Dude, pull up next to that chick!"
*acceleration, sideways glance*
"OOOOOH, fuckin caroflage, that bitch looks at least a hundred and sixty!"

Caroflage by flashfyr3 October 6, 2008

Camoflauge Slag 

A word that is used to describe a girl/woman that uses way too much makeup to look attractive, but without makeup is ugly as fuck.

Created by Tom and Jake to describe 90% of girls.

Boy 1 "Oi fam that girl's piff!"
Boy 2 "Nahh fam she's a Camoflauge Slag"

Camoflauge Slag by Tom&Jake97 December 14, 2013

tokyo camouflage 

fashion style of someone wearing so many bright colors AND synthetic textures AND loud accessories that they look like a neon-splashed Tokyo shopping district (ie. Shinjuku)

fashion style that requires you to wear a loud item of clothing from every country in the United Nations, all at the same time.

"Charlotte isn't exactly blending in wearing tokyo camouflage."

"I'm finding it hard to talk to you when your wearing kyo-kamo"

tokyo camouflage by saggitaurus January 5, 2009