sex calves

noun. sing. 'Sex calf'

Soreness and cramping in the lower, anterior compartment of the leg. Sex calves are often induced by excessive hooking up or strenuous sex positions and may manifest for days after the event.

Ex. "Dude, I have killer sex calves today.... I need some Ibuprofene"

by spock1234 August 18, 2015

Smithys Calves

Two very large masses of muscle that cling onto Smithy's legs, although they appear to be part of Smithy, they are in no way a part of him, although they do like being called Smithy's calves. Smithy always denies that 'his' calves are not that big, but it is fairly obvious to everyone else that they are the size of two Sam Dorringtons.

Holy f*ck! It's Smithys Calves

by Shmot dog October 15, 2012

Billy Calvs

Calvs so large that people mistake your legs for boulders

Max: Your Billy Calvs take up the whole sidewalk!

Chan: Thats why I roll!

by MAXberrie July 3, 2009

saucy calves

Exceedingly large calf muscles that are specific to menopausal women. It is these calf muscles that are so attractive to the eye that makes them saucy.

"Hey saucy calves"
"I look for saucy calves in my women"
Julie has some saucy calves

by Saucy Flanno May 3, 2018

Meaty Calves

Unisex term referring to one's sexy calves. Their calves must be muscular and defined to fall under the category of meaty.

Person 1"Wow! Mr. Stockwell's has such meaty calves."
Person 2 "Oh my god! Yes he does."

by MWOODZ June 18, 2018

calve cone

someone who breaks your calves

Ow, that guy is a calve cone!

by dictonaryboy June 6, 2023

juicy calves

Someone with huge calves the size of your big toe

yo look at juicy calves over there with those thicc ass calves

by DickSucko4757 November 23, 2019