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Squirrel Allergies

The painful reality that those of us who are allergic to squirrels suffer from.
One time I was lying in the grass looking up at the clouds and all of a sudden a squirrel landed on my face. Due to my horrible squirrel allergies, my head exploded upon impact. I was rushed to the hospital, and after 38 hours of surgery from the leadong Asian headsposiologist, and a whole roll of duct tape, my squirrel allergy attack was finally taken care of.
by Headsposiologist December 6, 2009
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lallergies

a true to congestion pronunciation of allergies. Often used by those who are under the influence of mucus noses.
I know I sound sick. It's the lallergies.
by Bungalow Bill January 13, 2002
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pants allergies

someone who is allergic to her pants ((sophia))
sophia is allergic to her pants she had to go to the e.r. last night
by lucy March 10, 2005
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allergies

What you have when you know you have a cold but you can't afford to miss a day of work so you tell yourself (and any others who comment on your symptoms) that it is just "allergies" so they won't be worried that you're contagious.
If people would admit they had a mild cold rather than allergies, the common cold would not be so common.
by Downvoting Victim January 26, 2014
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Allergies Blueballs

When it’s allergy season and you want to sneeze into oblivion but your body won’t let you.
I’ve been trying to sneeze all day but i have allergies blueballs so bad.
by ddevinbaldwin May 13, 2018
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Allergies

What literally everyone uses as an excuse when anything is wrong
Shaniqua: Hey Lucy, why are you limping!?
Lucy: Oh, it’s just allergies!
by Beano Reanooooooo April 27, 2019
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callories

Fattening carb-units that you consume from munching on junk food while languidly yacking on the telephone, and thus said overly-rich-nutrients are more effective at packing on the pounds, just as they are if you chomp on chips and beer while sedentarily watching TV on the couch instead of exercising.
If you love gabbing with your buds on the horn for extended periods, a simple way to avoid the effects of callories is to only chow down on celery and carrot sticks (unsalted peanut butter can help make these "dull" foods more palatable) during these intervals, and save the tastier starchy/salty/sugary snacks for times when you're more active.
by QuacksO October 3, 2019
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