cellblock salad fork

Anything you can use to wipe the dingle berries off bubbas ass before he makes you toss his salad. Example : popsicle stick.

Thank god my friend had a cellblock salad fork because his 300 pound cellmate looked like he didn’t wipe.

by Rws2012ss May 21, 2022

Callback

A function you pass to another function which runs the function you passed to the function you are calling, often this function that calls the function you passed to the function supplies your function with parameters created from results of calculations within the function you passed your function to.

This function takes a callback.

by Quadromatic March 18, 2022

Catblocked

When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.

"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"

"Where is it?"

"Plugged into my wall."

"Can't you get it?"

"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"

by Rose+10 December 29, 2016

ballblocker

One who's balls are perfectly tuned to block the frequency range utilised by the wireless standard IEEE 802.11.

Yo dawg your mum is such a ballblocker

by captainballblock February 21, 2011

cashblock

The action of blocking an individual from paying your bill.

Too late, I already paid for our meal. I cashblocked you.

by blocky mcblocker June 10, 2018

chillblocka

The object ChillBaka used to defeat his brethren

The chillblocka fell the brethren of ChillBaka

by anonymous April 15, 2023