Wasabi Calcutta

A condition of intense but short lived bursts of cramping, severe diarrhea and flatulence, particularly if caused by exposure to unsanitary water or food.

Andre was miserable. He gripped the toilet seat tightly and tried to ride out the wasabi calcuttas as best he could. Between the waves of unbearable pain and rude noises, he decided that perhaps eating leftover sushi was not the wisest decision he had made that day.

by Word Tumbler March 8, 2009

black hole of calcutta

A very loose vagina. very dark and scary

I say Betty last night, gosh she's whore...I got lost in her black hole of calcutta.

by fatwalrus October 5, 2006

black hole of calcutta

a dark place

Somebody put on a light, its like the black hole of Calcutta in 'ere

by mesh606 March 8, 2004

calcutator

1.The mispelling of calculator that I wrote down once.

2.A calculator made of potatoes.

Jessica: What does that say?!
Jane: It says calculator!
Jessica: No it doesn't stupid! It says "calcutator"!
Jane: ......

by Imissmydog April 29, 2006

calcutt

lanky camp bloke, looks like a woman with his hair down, and his room smells of poo. nice bloke thou.

oh calcutt dosent have a huuuge spot on his face.
mate, when will edddie cut his hair?

by cha December 5, 2003