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the canadien stranglar

The 'Canadien Stranglar' is a notorious Asian criminal who resides in Canada. He immigrated to Canada from China at the age of 10 and began living a life of crime on the streets. He's well known for being a positive role model in the gangster and criminal community. He doesn't deal or do drugs and usually doesn't resort to any violence. He is well known to 'do' chicks and than after try and choke them, but he can never do it and they always run away. He is currently in jail.
The canadien stranglar tried choking me the other day after I had sex with him.
by Donovan200 September 16, 2006
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Canadien

Canadien; Not American

Speak English and not American.
Is the world's best friend instead of the global law enforcer.
Believes in peace keeping, not forcing beliefs onto another culture.
Has reasonable laws instead of stupid laws; when in Florida, you cannot eat an orange while in the bathtub.
Uses the sensible and easy to comprehend Metric system instead of standard.
Drinks real beer, unlike it's cousin to the south; how do they drink that coloured water?
Has a sense of humour and doesn't take national insults as poorly as some "other" country.
Doesn't put snow storms on national news.
Is proud to have the clean side of Niagra Falls.
Doesn't have to worry about smog alerts.
Has the wonderful ability to turn any sentence into a question; The weather sure is nice, eh?
Provides the best comedians to American media.
Designed the Canadarm, onboard the space shuttles.
Has the worlds largest supply of nickel.
Dug the worlds deepest hole; 11 kilometers (7 miles) deep mine shaft.
Produces the world's best hockey players.
Has the best trained military forces for arctic environments.
Doesn't have to tell the world that they're better than some "other" country; the world already knows.
Them Canadien sure are nice people.
by Clever Canadien March 16, 2004
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caladein

A nerdy virgin who likes to play as females in video games.
dont pull a caladein on me, play as a male character.

That fag caladein always plays females, he must be a virgin.
by zeromous May 19, 2008
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Canadien sprinkler

When a guy pees extremely hard and the urine goes all over the toliet seat
My little brother justed pulled a Canadien sprinkler and our mom got him in so much trouble.
by Canuck21 April 18, 2011
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canadienne

Canadienne - Noun - sing.
pl. - canadiennes
def. - A pair of african american people or blacks.
"Hey did you see those Canadiennes walk in to the bar?!"

Black people

Canadians
by Neonman October 7, 2011
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Caladien

Caladien was a little boy from Mass who thought the whole gaming world revolved around him. Claimed to make up certain words that have been around for a long long time.

In fact, this little boy is the biggest selfpwning moron on the planet. Who tries to flame people, but fails miserably. Points people towards dictionary.com, when in fact he cant even spell himself and will get at least one word embarrassingly mispelt during the process of it.

VGF?
Dude you spell just as good as Caladien!

Youre a nerd, just like Caladien =D

Caladien owns you! (Uber insult)
by Moronicus Maximus September 25, 2004
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Canadien

Cultivateur Canadien avec dents flexibles
by Anay July 29, 2012
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