calzonian

To be wrapped up nicely, like a calzone. Could be used to mean nice, good, or comfortable.

"Dude, the ending of that movie was so calzonian."

by 65389R45V January 30, 2016

Calzone

A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab

Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.

by calzonesearcher69 November 17, 2010

Calzino

A loving mom not be confused with a sock. She is all your moms and is my mom so eat my left foot

Heyyyyyyy calzino

by Ayanna b November 14, 2016

calzon chino

Spanish term for a wedgie

Damn yo I have Miguel the biggest calzon chino yesterday. His tighty whities were up to his shoulder blades.

by Wedgieexpert March 3, 2014

calzone

Racial slur for Italians dating back to the 1800s, also a food.

Domenic is a stupid calzone.

Domenic is eating a calzone.

by Fergdogaaa June 6, 2010

calzone face

A face that resembles a vagina.

Lol. That chick has a blatant calzone face.

by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008

Canadian Calzone

The act of placing chewing tobacco inside the foreskin of ones penis and having sexual intercourse with a nice young female.

Wow that girl's such a poor sow, she let that guy take her out for a Canadian Calzone on the first date.

by Pee Bubble September 5, 2010