Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

cattarded

When your cat is retarded.
Also hyphenated cat-tarded.

My cat climbs onto the top of the cabinets but it's too dumb to find his way down, he's cattarded.

by Moonie is cattarded July 21, 2018

F*cktard

Someone, typically female, who is hot but braindead, and good only for f*cking. A retard you want to f*ck and then never have to talk to again.

Those girls are such a bunch of f*cktards. We should go to their party.

by Repoman21 December 28, 2005

castard

a bastard cassie

Castard, you're stupid!

by cassie February 12, 2003

F*cktard

A person whom another regards with complete contempt and disrespect, and who is only permitted in the other's presence for the purpose of being sexually exploited.

"She woke me up again with her whining blandishments, what I'd give to sh*tcan this f*cktard."

by MJPowers April 12, 2007

F*cktard

someone who is too stupid to fuck

bob is such a f*cktard.

by Jeremiah Parks October 16, 2005

F*cktard

A person of questionable sexual orientation that hangs by it's thumbs in a mingotree spewing vomit and acid upon anyone that passes close by.

Watch out where you walk in this park, there be a F*cktard in every mingotree and they will spew on you!

by yellowpi July 16, 2008