Cak

a person of obnoxious or inept character; unreliable, a fumbler, feckless, with inane speech, and a spoiler.

The food poisoning was the result of the cak hand of my husband's cookery.
Beethoven's 5th became a cacophony under the cak baton of Maestro Bozo.

by James Merchant July 18, 2003

Cak

1. British way of saying 'cock'.

2. An African male sex organ

Pak the ca' in the cak.

by George Cocksucker December 7, 2006

Cak

1. Cake or similar confectionery.
2. A small, plastic cactus.

"May I have a piece of cak?"

by Lord Thrusting Of Banterbury January 20, 2015

Baby Cak

a.) A friend who has a small weiner. As if he were just born.

b.) A unit of measurement

ex a.)
: "That man has a baby cak"
"Yah. That thing is small"

b.)
"This coors light can is about 3 baby caks long"

by OTR April 23, 2009

cak-loj

a word that describes spurious logic meaning that does not make sense
the word was discovered in 1985 when a someone said that they could dig to the centre of the earth and was answered with one man saying that it was cak-loj

"i could dig to the centre of the world"
"yeah right thats just cak-loj"

"i'm really tough"
"don't talk cak-loj"

by mr snoogans June 11, 2006

Cak a manie

To call someone ignorant, a moron or even dumbass

"Shut up you damm Cak a manie"

by Big MIKe G 29 form cail August 5, 2008

Cak Ho

Short for cock whore.

Rachel is a cak ho.

My mum is a cak ho. New dude every night.

I love cak. Guess I’m a cak ho.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018