The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
by jesster79 January 25, 2005
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by Magoby February 5, 2020
Get the Cody Carson mug.An annoying jackass That no one is sure why he still has a talk show on the air. He thinks that he is funnier then hell, but he isnt, so he would blame the audience for his crappy jokes, saying that they are infact good, and they just suck.
Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.
He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.
He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.
I hate him, you should hate him too.
Even though the audience sounds like theres laughing, and cheering coming from it, its actually just the fake sound, like what they use on crappy sitcoms, that they record of the good talkshows, like The Tonight Show and Late Night.
He is a bragger, that cannot help to not talk about himself. His jokes are fucking stale like shit.
He trys to use current popular things in culture to try to get ratings, but the only people he gets ratings are from people that fell asleep from the commercial bridge from Conans show to his, and left the tv on.
I hate him, you should hate him too.
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Get the adam carson mug.Simply amazing. Sweet as pie, until you do something stupid. Practical. The embodiment of beauty. Kind hearted. Smart. Sensitive. Caring. Loyal. Forgive. Captivating. The type of person you tell your mom about. Women want to be her and men want to be with her. A little crazy. Mesmerizing. The type of woman that makes a man want to better themself. Stunning. Pure. Real. The type of woman that leaves you speechless when she smiles at you.
by Jaycola123 June 8, 2017
Get the Cassondra mug.A boy you’ll like easily. He could be mean and rude sometimes but he will change his attitude later on. He’ll make you smile when he walks in a room and he’s funny. If your sad then he’ll be there to cheer you up. He will mess with your head and flirt with your friends sometimes but you’ll still like him. If you have a Carson in your life then be his best friend and if you like him tell him or he’ll ask someone out. Never break up with him or your stupid and you’ll regret it because he’s perfect. He is everything you’ll need funny,caring,daring,bit rude and mean,nice, and cute .
Best friend: hey is he new?
You: yeah, he’s cute!
Bestie: he’s such a Carson!
You:how?
Bestie:his smile, he’s cute,and funny
You:how do you know?
Bestie: cause of his looks.
You: yeah, he’s cute!
Bestie: he’s such a Carson!
You:how?
Bestie:his smile, he’s cute,and funny
You:how do you know?
Bestie: cause of his looks.
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