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Casey Heynes

A hero for the thousands of children and teenagers bullied everyday in the world. A kid who was overweight, but was otherwise the same as any other human being, and deserved the same respect any other human should received. However, he has been bullied for his entire school life and on a fateful day, he had enough. After being taunted and punched multiple times by a bully named Ritchard Gale (who is incredibly skinny), he rightfully snapped. He grabbed our fellow bully and here, and slammed Ritchard into the ground, breaking his shin and ankle. If he had landed on his head, the damage would had been fatal. The little PRICK was extremely LUCKY that didn't happen, and Casey is now a internet phenomenon after his act of self-defense. Sadly, Casey was suspended for four days for his act of self-defense, and Ritchard's parents are demanding an apology.

What a bunch of CRAP. Props to Casey Heynes, the justifiable.
Ritchard: Hah! Just another day of victimizing this fat kid, I've done it billions of time so today will be easy.

Casey Heynes: *Slams Ritchard on the ground* Justice is served.
by Vurdler April 2, 2011
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Casey

the best person in the whole wide world. Super athletic, funny and big hearted. Casey is the first person you go to when you're sad. Casey will make you feel a whole lot better. You will never hate a casey.
Casey is the best.
by natttttyb October 18, 2018
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