david caruso

When one unwisely quits their career for something more promising and it turns out to be a dud. Then, they are jobless and stuck!

I think Joria Fox pulled a David Caruso when she quit CSI.

by Noizchild January 18, 2008

DoM Caruso

a mean nipple pierced sex animal

Look at that DoM Caruso over there he's totally doming that girl.

one with a dom belt.

by the commitee October 21, 2007

caeruleaphile

Someone who loves (or is attracted towards) the colour Blue, its shades and its hues.

"Savoy"..."Periwinkle"
"You ok, my guy?"
"That bro, is a caeruleaphile"

by boulon de Gévaudan June 3, 2022

Caruso-ism

An informational exchange during which one person takes him/herself much too seriously -- much like David Caruso's character "Horatio" on CSI:Miami. Caruso-isms are typically demonstrated by taking off one's sunglasses and pointing chin upwards while furrowing brow, inserting inane pauses and taking oneself too seriously when describing certain situations.

Example 1: David Caruso stumbles into a mafia-party-gone-bad and finds several women murdered. "I think....(pause)....I think... (sunglass lift, chin tilt, beams of sunlight hit his face) we have a murder on our hands." This Caruso-ism is typically followed-up with background burst of The Who's "We Won't Get Fooled Again".

Example 2: Annoying, overly-dramatic colleague stumbles over to the office vending machine only to find that the Mounds Bars have not been restocked. He/she commits a Caruso-ism by completely overreacting and thinking they are the only ones able to solve this mystery. "I think....I think....the Mounds have been accosted by some coconut-loving mafia lynchmen. Only I can find these villains and make the world a better place". (Followed by "We Won't Get Fooled Again" lead-in)

by panda foxfire March 29, 2009

caeras truth

When someone sounds cocky, but they are not being cocky, they are just telling the truth.

Me:" You cocky shit."
Caera:" its not being cocky if its the truth."

This is how Caeras truth would be used in real life

by duckgead September 21, 2017

Catrussy

Catrussy is the best pussy in the known universe
Catrussy is the only respectable cat pussy
Catra is the owner of Catrussy.
It is the pussy of the character, Catra, from the show She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She is the only acceptable cat girl as she is not anime nor furry making her the best fictional character to ever exist. Along with this she is extremely hot and you should Google r34 of her as it is a life changing experience.

Catrussy enjoyer: have you ever heard of Catrussy?
wifi average anime cat girl fan: no but I bet she has nothing in my waifu!!!
Catrussy enjoyer: here *shows the Catrussy*
wifi average anime cat girl fan: I must reconcile for my sins against the holy Catrussy
Catrussy enjoyer: you have sinned against the Catrussy cult, you will now pay for your crimes
wifi average anime cat girl fan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Catrussy enjoyer: now, go devote your right arm and life to Catrussy

by morbinmogus July 14, 2022

caruso

(noun). a medical condition that compels the victim to remove his sunglasses for dramatic effect in the middle of seemingly every sentence.

You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear... -David Caruso

by Charles Murray June 28, 2007